Dubious Origins of the Bible

 

  • The Bible was cobbled together by various committees of clerics beginning with the Council of Nicaea in 325 A.D. and continuing through many councils thereafter.  There was no consensus.  They couldn't agree on the doctrine of the trinity, whether Christ was "created" or had existed for all time, and various other theological fine points.  Why are there exactly four gospels (out of the many available) in the New Testament? Because, as St. Irenaeus explains: "There are four principle winds, four pillars that hold up the sky, and four corners of the universe; therefore, it is only right that there be four gospels."  Even if certain biblical authors were God-inspired, there's no assurance that the Dark Ages mystics who compiled the Bible selected the correct canon.

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  • The 27 books of the New Testament were first put forth as the correct and only Bible canon by Athanasius, Bishop of Alexandria in 367 A.D. By this time, no original manuscripts existed.  Only bits, pieces, and copies. To put this time gap of ±367 years in perspective, consider that if Jesus had died  the same year that George Washington became president, our great-grandchildren 100 years from now would still be waiting for the New Testament to be assembled!    

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  • The 27 books selected by Athanasius became the Western Catholic canon.  The Eastern Orthodox churches accepted the 27 books plus a few others.  The Coptic church had the most books of all. Strange that BoJo harps so constantly on the inerrant, infallible Word of God -- when the Bible was anthologized by the Catholic Church, which BoJo regards as the anti-Christ.

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Is that a crown, or is it fiesta time in Bible land?
  • Martin Luther, without whom Protestantism and ultimately fundamentalism would not exist, believed that James, Jude, Hebrews, and Revelation should not be considered canonical. He did believe that a non-included book, the Shepherd of Hermas, should be included in the New Testament.

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  • The inerrant, infallible Word of God?  Matthew and Luke contradict each other on the genealogy of Jesus, but both trace his lineage through Joseph. If Jesus was immaculately conceived by the Holy Ghost, he would have no human ancestry on his father's side. The four gospels cannot agree on the last words Jesus spoke from the cross nor on the wording of the sign on the cross.  It's impossible to reconcile the resurrection accounts of the gospels -- when Jesus arose, who was at the tomb, whom he appeared to, etc.  The Bible even contradicts itself on whether salvation is by grace or by works (or both) -- which is the very theme of the Christian Bible.
     

ATTENTION CHRISTIANS
Are 2000 year old people walking
the earth today?

old manAnd he [Jesus] said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power -- Mark 9:1

Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.
  -- Matthew 16:28

So likewise ye, when ye see these things come to pass, know ye that the kingdom of God is nigh at hand. Verily I say unto you, this generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled.  -- Luke 21:31-32


sons of god

God's Bastard Grandkids

The Bible is infallible, so of course you believe that God has many sons, right? Here's another reference to God's sons, which has them fornicating with humans (bet you didn't know the whole God family was dysfunctional). The offspring of such unions must have been at least semi-divine -- God's bastard grandkids. Today millions of their semi-divine descendants would have to be walking the earth. As for Jesus, the Bible says that he was the only BEGOTTEN son of God -- not the ONLY son.   Of course, you already knew that, and you believe it whole-heartedly -- right?


griffin
Naturally, you believe in
dragons and unicorns.
How could you not?


And when you say your prayers at night,
I know you always remember to ask the Lord's
blessing on the zombies

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On Biblical Errancy & Contradictions:

 

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
-- H. L. Mencken


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