BoJo Glossary - Learn to think and speak like a BoJo!  Above all, remember these rules: Griping will not be tolerated and No doubt the problem lies with you. BoJo apologist.
 

The Dating Parlor - The triumph of hysteria over hormones.
 

BoJo Social Life - Triple oxymoron?  BoJo apologist.
 

BoJo Bloggers - The canonical list. Prepare for your eyes to glaze over. Typical: "Had a great trip up to Canada last week in Western Ontario, where I was asked to speak at a snow camp. God blessed us with some real times of spiritual refreshment...." Zzzzz. Of course, they're all under strict orders not to say anything embarrassing or offensive about the school, so it's no wonder they're so lame. Here's another bunch of BoJo blogs at Xanga.
 

SteJo! - In 2005 Stephen Jones, son of Bob III, took over as president from his father. (Bob III remains as Chancellor.)    The Washington Post interviewed him and elicited an apparent repudiation of his predecessors' firebrand rhetoric: "there were things said back then that I wouldn't say today."  But no. The key word there is "today." Not even the BoJos use (for example) the N-word any more. At least not in public.  But notice how he sidesteps any regret that those hateful comments were ever said at all. [Bonus: Separated at birth? SteJo || Alvin]
 

BoJo v. 4.0 - SteJo's brother is another BoJo -- the fourth of that name. Biographical information about him is distinctly absent from the WWW. Last I heard, he was with World magazine as national editor. Earned a master's degree from (Catholic) Notre Dame University with the apparent blessings of his papist-bashing father. In fact Bob III blithely rationalized this hypocrisy, says this fundamentalist website.
 

Bombastic Bob - In his role as self-appointed community censor and watchdog, Bob III called Carl Scheer, the developer of Greenville's entertainment complex "a purveyor of indecency" who is "pulling people towards hell." Scheer's offense? He dared to book popular acts such as Janet Jackson and Elton John. Said Bob III of Elton: "I detest everything he is and stands for." 
 

Games BoJos Play - So you've survived four years at BoJo and commencement is right around the corner. All that remains is to grab your sheepskin and head for the gate, right? Not so fast, sinner!  BoJo reserves the right to deny you the "privilege" of your degree -- the one you've spent 4 years earning and paying for -- if it deems you "sub-Christian" or "spiritually deficient." Is that Catch-22 vague enough for you? Surely the "sub-est" of the "sub-Christians" is whatever BoJo dreamed up this damnable policy.

BoJo Family Value$ - A Mr. Nimmons died and in his will left "all of my personal and household effects of every kind" to BoJo. Just one problem -- the man only had around $5,000.00 worth of possessions when he died.  He did, however,  have a $156,000.00 life insurance policy which named his estate as the beneficiary.  So BoJo went to court with essentially the argument that the life insurance was a "personal and household effect," and that Mr. Nimmons intended to disinherit his children and to give everything -- including the life insurance -- to BoJo.  They lost, and the court awarded the insurance proceeds to the family. The court said bluntly, "We find no indication Nimmons intended to disinherit his children."
 

BoJo-Approved Churches - These Greenville-area congregations are BoJo-approved:  No long-haired, wine-sipping, foot-washing, whore-befriending mercy-preaching Jesus allowed!
 

Bob Jones & Me - See what the local rabbi thinks. And on my BoJo Hate Fest page, Greenville's Jewish ex-mayor describes being picketed by the BoJos for daring to organize a prayer breakfast!
 

If That Was Funny, I'll Bet the Crucifixion Was a Hoot! - Some BoJo students laughed at the September 11th attacks on the WTC and Pentagon, according to the school's own chapel notes!  Within 24 hours after I reported that fact, the BoJos sanitized their website to remove the embarrassing admission.  Click the link to read the paragraph they deleted.
 

After the Laughter: BoJos Say 9/11 Attack "Was Part of God's Plan"  [dead link] - According to The Collegian (BoJo student newspaper - vol. 15, issue 3, Oct. 11, 2001), the school scrambled a crack team of street preachers to Manhattan just days after the WTC attack. The article states that "this tragedy was part of God's plan."  Part of God's Plan?!  In the words of the inimitable Joe Bob Briggs, "If this is God's idea of a plan, I'd hate to catch him unprepared."
 

Attention Visitors: HIT THE DECK!! - BoJo security guard indicted for "assault of a high and aggravated nature" after reportedly firing his .30 calibre Glock semi-automatic into a moving vehicle.
 

Lock, Stock & Barrel - Students are provided with a list of "What Not to Bring" to BoJo.  No-nos include contemporary music cds, televisions, microwaves, and most video games.  However, feel free to pack your AK-47 or .44 Magnum, which "must be turned in for storage. Trigger locks are required for pistols."
 

Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come for You? - Yikes! BoJos infiltrate local sheriff's department.
 

Vengeance (and Hypocrisy) Are Mine Saith the BoJo - In this YouTube video, five BoJo dorm rats hoot and dance to a corny gospel song. Four of the five were expelled for this heinous offense. The fifth?  He's a BoJo faculty kid.
 

If Thine Right Eye Offend Thee, Use Thy Left - A BoJo dorm student was arrested in a Greenville, SC tanning salon on charges that he spied on a female customer as she disrobed. Byan Scott Bice, Jr., 21, allegedly held a camera phone over the top of the 22 year old woman's tanning booth as she got undressed and snapped "several pictures." In addition to being apparently obvious and clumsy, Bice also appears to be stupid: He allowed the woman to stall him until police arrived.
 

The "Organs" of "BJ"? - I wouldn't touch that double entendre with my long, hard, sleek ten-foot pole.
 

Hark! The Herald BoJos Sing! - Musical ensemble tours the dark continent (i.e., Europe) preaching and singing solemn dirges (listen for yourself). Although the school bills this as their musical team, the group members finance the tours themselves, each raising about $4,000.00 (per their Winter, 2006 newsletter).
 

Calif. Students Learn Perils of BoJo Textbooks -- The California university system has denied enrollment to Christian school students who were taught science and other courses out of BoJo textbooks. The university's review board said, "the publishers themselves acknowledge that the primary goal is to teach religious doctrine rather than the scholarship that is generally accepted...." A BoJo science text states: "If conclusions contradict the word of God, the conclusions are wrong no matter how many scientific facts may appear to back them."  A lawsuit is pending.
 

Urban Legends - BoJo apologist.
 

Hell's Haberdasher - BoJo's website forbids Abercrombie & Fitch clothing to be "worn, carried, or displayed" on campus, even if concealed. The reason: "an unusual degree of antagonism to the name of Christ and an unusual display of wickedness in their promotions." The BoJos are absolutely right about A&F's advertising. It's lurid and over-sexed. But that part about "antagonism to the name of Christ" just sounds like BoJo bullshit to me. If the retail whores at A&F thought religion would move more rags out the door, they'd dress their models BoJo-style and embroider "Jesus Saves" on every item.
 

Starbucks: The Devil's Brew [broken link] - BoJo boycotts Starbucks for being gay-friendly. Said the official spokes-BoJo: "They were supportive of homosexual events and causes." Now Barnie's has the campus Christ-centered coffee concession.
 

Gay Marine Porn Stars for Jesus!  - Rich Merritt is a Greenville, S.C. native who went to BoJo, got kicked out, became an officer in the Marine Corps, and later acted in gay porn flicks.  Has written a book, Secrets of a Gay Marine Porn Star, which is rated 4.5 stars at Amazon.com.
 

Bob Jones at Home in Sullivan County - Very interesting. See also his Words from Bob Jones University page.
 

The Greenville Gulag - Mike Doughty, a solo recording artist, writes on his blog about his encounter with some BoJos during a gig in Charleston: "...these guys weren't Christians. They were there because their parents made them go there. They told me that if the school's administrators found out they were at my show they'd be kicked out of school. They told me that kids whose parents taught at the school were obliged to go to the school, or else their parents would lose their jobs."
 

BJU Protest Lesson in Futility - BoJo apologist reports on a 1998 protest concerning the school's receipt of state scholarship money.  Don't know which is funnier -- the frazzled-looking protesters or this guy's unintentionally ludicrous commentary.
 

The Music Man - Yes, it's true -- "so called Christian musicians are flaunting themselves around the country!" And with all this righteous flaunting going on, I know the burning question on my mind (as I'm sure on yours) is, "Is it right, or even logical to mix the music of Belial, with the words of Christ?" Fortunately, we have a BoJo maestro to explain it all, here and here.